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C is for cookie, that’s good enough for Hillary

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Hillary Clinton claims she doesn’t understand that the letter C on official government documents means they are classified as confidential.

What else could C stand for?

C is for cookie, according to Cookie Monster.

C is for corruption, something the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation engages in every single day as it accepts anticipatory presidential bribes from far and wide.

C is for cough, like the frightening coughing fits that the would-be Commander-in-Chief keeps having in front of audiences.

C is for concussion, like the traumatic brain injury Hillary suffered that Bill Clinton said “required six months of very serious work to get over.” And don’t forget C also stands for clot, as in blood clot: Hillary suffered a kind of clot, a “transverse sinus venous thrombosis,” according to her physician, for which she began anti-coagulation therapy. (Was her cerebellum permanently damaged?)

C is for conferences, as in press conferences, something Hillary hasn’t had in 277 days — which is long enough to take a child from conception to crowning.(Asking reporters how they’re doing on the campaign plane doesn’t count.)

C is for caskets, like the flag-draped coffins Hillary was near when she lied to the families of Ambassador Chris Stevens, Sean Smith, and Central Intelligence Agency contractors Tyrone S. Woods and Glen Doherty about how and why they were killed in Benghazi, Libya.

C is for committee, like the Benghazi Select Committee Hillary lied to at great length in her infamous “What difference at this point does it make?” testimony.

C is for conspiracy, something Hillary keeps saying she is a victim of. She lied in 1998 and said a “vast right-wing conspiracy” was to blame for her husband’s political problems at the time. On the trail this time she engaged in misdirection to take the focus off her mounting political problems saying, “I believe I have created so many jobs in the conspiracy theory machine factory.”

C is for candidate, and Hillary is arguably the worst candidate ever fielded by a major political party in the United States.

C is also for communist and communitarian, descriptors that apply to Hillary who wrote It Takes A Village and is a disciple of evil community organizing genius Saul Alinsky.

C is an important letter. Ask Cookie Monster.