Satire

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  Breaking: commie actor Ed Asner to play dead commie terrorist-lawyer Lynne Stewart in HBO movie

  Matthew Vadum / March 12, 2017

  It’s a cinematic dream come true! Communist fellow traveler and actor Ed Asner will be cast as the now-moldering communist Lynne Stewart in an upcoming HBO movie, Hollywood insiders announced.

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  It’s March 8th – Happy International Women’s Day!

  Oleg Atbashian / March 8, 2017

  Dear oppressed women and non-women who identify as females! On this wonderful spring holiday the Party takes a day off from the usual revolutionary struggle in order to celebrate all…

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  Racism burns down Atlanta: liberal honkies lynch black Muslim DNC chairman candidate

  Matthew Vadum / February 25, 2017

  Racist whites teamed up with illegal aliens on the Democratic National Committee to reject a heavily favored black Muslim candidate for DNC chairman. Congressman Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), a friend of…

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  Breaking: Blind Sheikh arrives in Hell, welcomed by Satan, Hitler, and Howard Zinn

  Matthew Vadum / February 18, 2017

  After a clerical error caused by a glitch in a Clinton-era White House computer infected with a virus as a result of Ben Rhodes’ [redacted] habitual [redacted] prevented President Obama…

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  Women’s March leaves millions of needy cats starving for attention at home

  Oleg Atbashian / January 22, 2017

  Following yesterday’s Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink “pussyhats” and marched on Washington, D.C., leaving an estimated 2.5 million starving, meowing cats in their homes completely…

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  Militant snowflake: new insignia for social justice warrior

  Oleg Atbashian / January 7, 2017

  This darkly sarcastic article comes from a satirical website, The People’s Cube. Don’t be surprised if you find this emblem on college campuses in…